- Ti leei mia ksan8ia otan blepei mia mpananoflouda sto dromo;- w!! gamwto pali 8a pesw!!!
- Ti bazei mia ksan8ia pisw apo ta autia ths gia na trabhksei tous antres;- Tous astragalous ths!
- Ti kaneis otan mia ksan8ia sou petaksei mia xeirobombida; - Trabas thn peronh kai ths thn ksanapetas.
- Ti skepseis kanei mia ksan8ia otan diabazei tetoia asteia; - Kammia, opws panta... kai polu pi8ano oti den katalabe kanena apo auta.
- Ti mporei na ths er8ei mias ksan8ias xwris na to katalabei kan; - Mia skepsh.
- Ti blepeis otan koitas ba8ia sta matia mias ksan8ias; - To pisw meros tou kefaliou ths.
- Ti epa8e mia ksan8ia tromokratis pou 8elhse na anatinaksei ena lewforeio; - Ekapse ta xeilia ths sthn eksatmish.
- Poio einai to xeirotero asteio olwn twn epoxwn me ksan8ies; - Dan Q8aule.
- Poia einai h kaluterh prostasia kata tou biasmou; - Bapse ta mallia sou ksan8a - kaneis den "biazei" ksan8ia!
- Poio einai to prwto pragma pou leei mia ksan8ia to prwi; - Eiste oloi sthn idia omada;
- Poio einai to prwto pragma pou kanei mia ksan8ia to prwi; - Ntunetai kai gurizei sto spiti.
- Pws apokaleis mia ksan8ia me 1/2 mualo; - Proikismenh.
- Pws apokaleis mia ksan8ia pou ebapse ta mallia ths maura; - Texnhth nohmosunh.
- Pws apokaleis mia ksan8ia pou odhgaei ena autokinhto; - Aerosakko.
- Pws apokaleis mia ksan8ia me ena pentakosariko panw sto kefali ths; - Ola osa mporeis na pareis me ena pentakosariko.
- Pws apokaleis enan ksan8o skeleto mesa sth ntoulapa; - Nikhth sto krufto...
- Pws apokaleis mia asxhmh ksan8ia; - Asxhmh 3ou ba8mou.
- Pws apokaleis mia melaxroinh anamesa se duo ksan8ies; - Diermhnea.
- Pws apokaleis mia melaxroinh kai treis ksan8ies se mia gwnia; - Kanonikh timh, ena xiliariko, ena xiliariko, ena xiliariko.
- Pws apokaleis 22 ksan8ies pou stekontai sth seira; - Aerodiadromo.
- Pws apokaleis deka ksan8ies mesa se mia pisina; - Fusallida aera.
- Pws apokaleis ena upogeio gemato me ksan8ies; - Kellari me krasia. Dialegeis kai pairneis.
- Pws apokaleis enan katapsukth gemato me ksan8ies;- Trapeza spermatos.
- Pws apokaleis mia ksan8ia me dermatino mpoufan;- Epanastath xwris aitia.
- Ti rwtas mia eksupnh ksan8ia;- Giati bafeis tis rizes maures;
- Ti leei mia ksan8ia pou anakalupse oti einai egkuos;- Elpizw oti einai diko mou!!!
- Ti leei h mhtera sthn ksan8ia korh pou etoimazetai na bgei gia rantebou;- An den exeis pesei sto krebbati mexri tis 10, na guriseis sto spiti!!!
- Ti leei mia ksan8ia afou kanei erwta;- "Euxaristw paidia..."
- Ti leei mia ksan8ia otan ths lene "Parakalw, sullabizete to onoma sas;"- "T-O O-N-O-M-A S-A-S."
- Ti rwtaei mia ksan8ia to prwi;- Poioi eiste eseis paidia;

- Pws onomazei mia ksan8ia thn zebra ths;- Boulitsa.
- Ti eipe mia ksan8ia otan anoikse ena sakkoulaki me fountounia;- Koita mpampa... sporoi apo loukoumades.
- Giati oi ksan8ies foroun bates;- Giati etsi den mporoun na pa8oun diaseish kounwntas to kefali tous deksia-aristera ka8ws apantoun "Den kserw" ka8e fora pou tous kanoun kapoia erwthsh.
- Giati den epitrepoun stis ksan8ies na kanoun dialleima gia kafe;- Giati einai mpelas na tis ekpaideueis olh thn wra.
- Giati prepei mia ksan8ia na douleuei 7 meres thn ebdomada;- Gia na mhn xreiazetai na thn ksanaekpaideueis ka8e Deutera.
- Giati mia ksan8ia skarfalwnei se enan gualino toixo;- Gia na dei ti einai sthn allh pleura.
- Giati oi ksan8ies grafoun TDMP sta papoutsia tous;- Ta daxtula mpainoun prwta.
- Giati oi ksan8ies grafoun TBMP sta soutien tous;- Ta buzia mpainoun prwta.
- Giati stis ksan8ies aresei to GST;- Giati einai to mono pou mporoun na sullabisoun.
- Giati oi ksan8ies foroun slip;- Gia na tous krataei zestous tous astragalous.
- Giati mia ksan8ia exei gouna ston podoguro tou forematos ths;- Gia na ths krataei to laimo zesto.
- Giati 18 ksan8ies phgainoun parea se akatallhlh tainia;- Giati akousan oti apagoreuetai h eisodos katw twn 17.
- Giati apolu8hke mia ksan8ia apo thn etairia M&M;- Giati petouse ta W!
- Giati oi ksan8ies den mporoun na xrhsimopoihsoun antisullhptika xapia;- Giati tous peftoun sunexeia eksw.
- Giati mia ksan8ia trwei fasolada to Sabbato;- Gia na mporei na kanei afroloutro thn Kuriakh.
- Giati pairneis mazi sou mia ksan8ia otan phgaineis na pswniseis;- Gia na mporeis na parkareis stis 8eseis gia atoma me eidikes anagkes.
- Giati mia ksan8ia mporei na exei tetragwno sth8os;- Giati ksexase na bgalei ta xartomanthla apo to kouti.
- Giati den aresei stis ksan8ies to toursi;- Giati sunexeia sfhnwnoun to kefali tous sto bazo.
- Giati den aresei stis ksan8ies na etoimazoun bitaminouxa pota;- Giati den mporoun na xwresoun 2 litra nerou se toso mikro sakkoulaki.
- Giati stis ksan8ies den aresoun oi donhtes;- Giati einai sklhroi gia ta dontia tous.
- Giati mia ksan8ia den exei pagakia sto partu ths;- Exase th suntagh.
- Giati oi ksan8ies louzontai ston neroxuth;- Giati ekei plenontai ta laxanika.
- Giati mia ksan8ia diasxizei to dromo;- Asto auto, alla pes mou ti douleia eixe eksw apo thn krebbatokamara;
- Giati xarhke h ksan8ia otan teleiwse to pazl se 11 mhnes;- Giati sto kouti egrafe apo 2 ews 4 etwn.
- Giati oi ksan8ies den 8hlazoun ta mwra tous;- Giati ponaei toso polu otan prepei na brasoun tis 8hles tous.
- Giati mia ksan8ia exei melanies gurw apo ton omfalo ths;- Giati ki o filos ths einai ksan8os.
- Giati oi ksan8ies den mporoun na klasoun;- Giati den to boulwnoun arketa etsi wste na dhmiourgh8ei piesh.
- Giati den bazoun ksan8ies san sunodous se asanser;- Giati den kseroun th diadromh.
- Giati oi ksan8ies bazoun prasino kragion;- Giati to kokkino shmainei stop.
- Giati oi ksan8ies forane gia skoularikia megalous krikous;- Gia na exoun kapou na bazoun ta podia tous.
- Giati oi ksan8ies sthn Polutexneiou fobountai na foresoun kontes foustes;- Giati fobountai mhpws fanoun ta mpallakia tous.
- Giati mia ksan8ia kanei tatouaz ton taxudromiko ths kwdika xamhla sthn koilia ths;- Gia na einai sigourh oti o taxudromos 8a xtuphsei kai deuterh fora.
- Pws mporeis na mperdepseis mia ksan8ia;- Dwsths mia sakkoula M&M's kai pesths na ta balei me alfabhtikh seira.
- Pws mporeis na ksexwriseis mia alh8inh ksan8ia apo mia bammenh;- Gama thn!
- Pws 8a ksexwriseis anamesa se 3 ksan8ies poia einai h "cock sucker";- Auth pou ftunei poupoula!
- Pws mporeis na katalabeis oti mia ksan8ia xrhsimopoihse ton upologisth;- Apo to dior8wtiko sthn o8onh.
- Pws mporeis na katalabeis oti h ksan8ia ksanaxrhsimopoihse ton upologisth;- Egrapse panw sto dior8wtiko.
- Pws mporeis na katalabeis oti mia ksan8ia xrhsimopoihse ton grasidokofth;- To prasino xalaki mprosta sthn porta pou leei "Kalwshl8ate" 8a einai kseskismeno.
- Pws mporeis na allakseis ta muala mias ksan8ias;- Fusa sto auti ths.
- Pws mporeis na deis mia lampsh sto mati mias ksan8ias;- Fwtise me enan fako sto auti ths.
- Pws mporeis na pnikseis mia ksan8ia;- Bale enan ka8refth mesa sth mpaniera...
- Pws mporeis na pnikseis mia ksan8ia;- Bale enan ka8refth sto pato mias pisinas...
- Pws mporeis na pnikseis mia ksan8ia;- Bale ena autokollhto pou to ksuneis kai murizei ston pato mias pisinas.
- Pws autoktonoun oi ksan8ies;- Bazoun karfia stis bates tous.
- Pws ksereis oti mia ksan8ia exei perido;- Otan den mporei na brei to molubi ths kai exei to tampon ths pisw apo to auti ths.
- Pws onomazeis ena ogkidio ston pisino mias ksan8ias;- Ogko ston egkefalo.
- Pws 8erapeuei ton eauto ths mia aimorrofulikh ksan8ia;- Me belonismo!
- Pws espase mia ksan8ia to xeri ths mazeuontas ta fulla;- Epese apo to dentro.
- Pws mporeis na rikseis apo ena dentro mia ksan8ia pou exei ena xeri;- Xaireta thn.
- Pws mporeis na kaneis plush egkefalou se mia ksan8ia;- Kane ths klusma.
- Pws mporeis na kaneis mia ksan8ia na gelasei to Sabbatobrado;- Pes ths ena asteio thn Pempth...
- Pws mia ksan8ia bidwnei mia lampa;- Thn krataei mesa sto ntoui kai perimenei na peristrafei o kosmos gurw ths.
- Pws anabei to fws mia ksan8ia to prwi;- Anoigei thn porta tou autokinhtou.
- Pws mia ksan8ia skotwnei ena psari;- To pnigei.
- Pws mia ksan8ia bazei mia lampa;- Me bazelinh... (Alla pws ftanei th lampa
- Pws mia ksan8ia espase to xeri ths paizontas mpasket me thn Anw Mhlia;- Epese apo to dentro.
- Pws mporeis na katalabeis otan eisai sto krebbati me enan ksan8o;- It's not hard.
- Ti koino exei mia ksan8ia me ena mpoukali mpuras;- Kai ta duo einai adeia apo to laimo kai panw.
- Ti koino exei mia ksan8ia me to spaggeti;- Kai ta duo tuligontai ka8ws ta trws.
- Ti koino exoun oi ksan8ies me ta ageladina skata;- Oso pernaei o kairos toso pio eukola mporeis na ta pareis.
- Ti koino exoun mia ksan8ia me ena grammatoshmo;- To glufeis, to bazeis, kai to stelneis.
- Ti koino exoun o Agios Basilhs kai oi eksupnes ksan8ies;- Einai fantastika proswpa.
- Ti koino exoun ta UFO me mia eksupnh ksan8ia;- Akous suxna kai gia ta duo, alla pote den exeis dei kanena tous...
- Ti koino exei mia ksebammenh ksan8ia kai ena 747;- Kai ti duo exoun mikra maura koutia.
- Ti koino exoun tessereis ksan8ies;- Tipota pou na mporoun na skeftoun.
- Ti koino exoun oi ksan8ies kai oi xelwnes;- Otan briskontai me thn plath sto xwma, trellainontai.
- Ti koino exoun oi ksan8ies kai oi portes;- Oso pio polu tis sprwxneis, toso perissotero xalarwnoun.
- Ti koino exoun oi ksan8ies kai oi upologistes;- Den ektimas thn aksia tous mexri na pesoun sta xeria sou.

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